BLONDE CHRISTMAS
Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.
The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!
Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
Visiting the Dinosour Park at the Calgary Zoo. As you can see I spent a lot of time running from the T-Rex! It was great spending time with the grandchildren.
Here he comes, RUN...
"I wonder If he eats Blondes"
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On the lighter side:
- The Dentist's hymn............Crown Him with Many Crowns
- The Weatherman's hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
- The Contractor's hymn.....The Church is One Foundation
- The Tailor's hymn.............Holy, Holy, Holy
- The Golfer's hymn............There's a Green Hill Far Away
- The Politician's hymn.......Standing On the Promises
- The Optometrist's hymn....Open My Eyes That I Might See
- The IRS hymn....................I Surrender All
- The Gossip's hymn............Pass It On
- The Electrician's hymn....Send The Light
- The Shopper's hymn.........Sweet By and By
- The Realtor's hymn...........I've got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
- The Massage Therapists hymn .......He Touched Me
- The Doctor's hymn...........The Great Physician
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New Friends:
Dreaming "BIG"at the Writer's Resourse Center, in Fairfield, California. April 12, 2008. I was able to give away some prizes, can you guess what they were? Thank you for inviting me Janie, I had a wonderful time.
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Bumper Stickers Humor
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.